Men are such babies.....

When they are sick! Last night I got home from another gratifying night of Grammar Class to a sick, whiney husband. To quote him, "Oh Honey, it feels like a science experiment is happening in my stomach." Now I do feel for him, but it was like I had no idea what he was going through or something. Um yeah, like the past three months when I have been throwing up anywhere from 3 to sometimes 10 times a day. You are right Honey, I have no idea how you feel to just throw up ONCE! I am sorry, I am not that cold. But it is just funny how he can turn into such a whiner when sick. So I got him in bed with a bucket. Now this made me nervous because Monday night I had just bought really nice new sheets and washed them so they would smell wonderful and put them on our bed. And now he is going to be sick on my nice fresh sheets! So he got all settled and I went back down to the family room and pretty soon I hear the call. He threw up a tiny little bit in the bucket! Missed the sheets, oh thank heavens! So then I got all that taken care off and had to sit with him until he felt like he could try to sleep again. When I finally came to bed he was waking up off and on and wanting to lay all over me with his stinky puke breath! Oh, between him and Harley wanting to go back outside and play with the cat I had a great nights sleep. I made Harley come in from playing hide and seek in the bushes with Maestro and she was very mad at me. (And they really do play, Maestro loves it) Anyway then John seemed to wake up about every hour and just say these random things like, " No No No No." Oh yes, what a pleasant night. He stayed home today so hopefully he will be better when I get home. I will have to call over lunch and see how he is doing.
The baby was doing aerobics last night I think. I can just see it in there doing Tae-Bo boxing on my uterus. Hi-Yah Mommy, give me some more food or else I will do a karate chop!